I'm Sorry

Hey, remember that time we were fighting and I said all those things that were how I felt ahora mismo? I don't really feel that way and I really wish you would stop quoting me in conversation. It makes for bad feelings in between. Like that taste in your mouth after chewing Original Juicy Fruit© for too long, or waking up in the night when you've been drinking beer all night while out camping and forgot your toothbrush. It stinks. The fighting I mean. . . and the breath too, but that's beside the point. It's rubbish. This posting I mean, It doesn't really need to be read at all, nor does It need to be capitalized, but it is because It has taken on a life of Its own.

What is with the apostrophe in "it's" does it meant that possessive is less important than a contraction? I think that's what this is really all about when we boil it down. Who made that decision? Was it an act of God? (who decided that word get's capitalized and why cant I d'ecide' wh're i wan't to add and Subtr'act a'p'o's't'ro'PhEs and Put cApitAl leTTers?) Was there a panel that was selected by the government to make decisions on this sort of thing? If so who selected this panel, and why wasn't I informed of this selection? These are the sorts of thinks that we need to know the answers to.